It is always considered a good time to mix your play time with some booze, but if you find yourself getting a tad too rowdy it might be a good idea to lay of the sauce just for a bit. In the case of a loud drunken heckler at Hannibal Buress’ comedy show, it would be advisable to “hold your liquor” or get roasted in from of an audience. Buress completely destroyed the drunken heckler in front of everyone during his “Comedy Camisado” show at Grand Opera House in Wilmington, Delaware.
The 32-year-old comedian asked:
“Why can’t you hold your liquor?”
“Actually, I want to give you an excuse to be drunk, and not just a s**tty, obnoxious human being. I’ve done s**t when I was drunk. Not interrupt a show that 1,100 other people are watching.”
He went on:
“When I’m drunk I like to ruin one or two people’s nights, a cab driver, a bartender, a woman that I’m seeing. I don’t go in a big venue that ‘wa…wa..’ ” He stopped for a while before making a hilarious remark about the heckler, “I like to work on a small scale. You, sir, are social terrorist.”
“You have a bigger need for attention that I do. At least I worked at it and got on television. You can’t even parlay this into any p***y! You can’t hang out in front video, saying ‘Hey, that was me, yelling like a jacka**. Wanna have a drink?’ “. “If you want attention, you have to do what I did and work really hard for thirteen years.”