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Sharknado 3 is already a go? What did we miss?  The SyFy Channel has announced that Baywatch star David Hasselhoff has joined the cast in Sharknado 3. He’s the perfect addition to this ridiculous franchise, and he’ll play a character named Gilbert Sheperd, who is the father of Ian Ziering’s character, Fin.

There’s a decent-sized fan base for these low-budget movies, but you have to agree the plot just gets dumber and dumber. This doesn’t mean we won’t get to see some epic shark kills though!The Hoff also joins Tara Reid as April; Cassie Scerbo as Nova; Bo Derek as April’s mother, May; Ryan Newman as April and Fin’s daughter Claudia; andJack Griffo as Claudia’s friend, Billy.

Other notable cameos will include Mark Cuban as the President of the United States; Ann Coulter as the Vice President; Jerry Springer as Mr. White, a manic tourist; *NSYNC singer Chris Kirkpatrick as a pool lifeguard, and WWE star Chris Jericho, who will portray Bruce, the roller coaster ride operator.

When a mass of sharknadoes threatens Florida, chainsaw-wielding hero Fin (Ziering) must again risk his life to save his children on spring break. But as he fights his way south, the sharknadoes merge and grow bigger than ever before.

Sharknado 3 premieres on Syfy in July.