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Reviews for the hotly anticipated “Fifty Shades of Grey” are in, and the flick is turning out to be a huge miss! Often referred to as “Twilight fan fiction”, the movie based on E.L. James’ trilogy of kinky novels leaves much to be desired if the opinion of critics are anything to go by. The books dubbed by some news agencies as “Mommy Porn”, sold over 70 million copies worldwide. After all the fuss and drama we expected nothing less, and it seems that the overall approach to deliver the storyline instead of the leading actors sunk the movie as far as review aggregators are concerned. Jamie Dornan stars as the wealthy young entrepreneur Christian Grey, and Dakota Johnson as the love interest, Anastasia Steele. Rottentomatoes dished out a “Rotten” score of 27% based on 162 reviews so far, the critics consensus reads:

“While creatively better endowed than its print counterpart, Fifty Shades of Grey is a less than satisfying experience on the screen.”

Check out the first trailer for ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ trailer

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‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Movie Disappoints as Reviews Flood In

Synopsis for “Fifty Shades of Grey”:

“Fifty Shades of Grey is the hotly anticipated film adaptation of the bestselling book that has become a global phenomenon. Since its release, the “Fifty Shades” trilogy has been translated into 51 languages worldwide and sold more than 100 million copies in e-book and print—making it one of the biggest and fastest-selling book series ever. Stepping into the roles of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele, who have become iconic to millions of readers, are Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson. Joining Dornan and Johnson in the cast are Luke Grimes as Elliot, Christian’s brother; Victor Rasuk as José, Anastasia’s close friend; Eloise Mumford as Kate, Anastasia’s best friend and roommate; Marcia Gay Harden as Dr. Grace Trevelyan Grey, Christian’s mother; Rita Ora as Mia, Christian’s sister; Max Martini as Taylor, Christian’s bodyguard; Callum Keith Rennie as Ray, Anastasia’s stepfather; Jennifer Ehle as Carla, Anastasia’s mother; and Dylan Neal as Bob, Carla’s husband. Fifty Shades of Grey is directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson and produced by Michael De Luca and Dana Brunetti alongside E L James, the creator of the series. The screenplay for the film is by Kelly Marcel.”

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Check out some additional ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ reviews for good measure:

Sheri Linden of The Hollywood Reporter:

“It’s a slow build to the smutty bits, and one that’s disappointingly devoid of tension. Even so, the movie is, by definition, a stronger proposition than the book because it strips away the oodles of cringe-inducing descriptions and internal monologue that tip the text heavily toward self-parody.”

Kenneth Turan, Los Angeles Times: 

“Though it has its charms, including pleasing and well-matched actors Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan as the star-crossed couple, these pleasures have little to do with the bondage-themed sexual encounters that enabled E.L. James’ badly written, unapologetically graphic trilogy of novels to sell a whopping 100 million copies in 52 languages worldwide.”

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Images courtesy of Universal Pictures

Lisa Schwarzbaum, Entertainment Weekly:

“The movie Fifty Shades of Grey is considerably better written than the book. It is also sort of classy-looking, in a generic, TV-ad-for-bath-oil way. Dakota Johnson, who plays the virgin English-literature major Anastasia Steele, and Jamie Dornan, who plays Christian Grey, the wildly rich and sexually … particular business titan who wants Miss Steele in his playroom, are exceedingly attractive actors with enviably supple bodies well suited to nakedness. And really, under the circumstances, movable parts matter more than acting skills.”

A.O. Scott, New York Times:

“It dabbles in romantic comedy and splashes around in melodrama, but the one thing it can’t be — the thing the novel so trashily and triumphantly is — is pornography.”

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Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune:

“Going in, I expected either a camp hoot or a complete, slavishly faithful Submissive of a film, playing opposite the Dominant novel. Instead, ‘Fifty Shades’ turns out to be roughly as pretty good as the first ‘Twilight’ appropriate, since James wrote ‘Fifty Shades’ as sexed-up, loinzapoppin’ fan fiction paying tribute to the ‘Twilight’ bestsellers.”

Richard Lawson, Vanity Fair:

“Fifty Shades of Grey is not the lame, hot-and-bothered fantasy romance many, including myself, thought it would be. It’s got wit and humor and a modest intelligence about human behavior that, say, the Twilight movies never had.”

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Alynda Wheat, People: 

“What the film gets spot-on is the essence of E.L. James’s wildly successful stab at Twilight fan fiction: the frisson of excitement when naïve college senior Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) embarks on an affair with wealthy CEO Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan). It’s too bad the movie also imports James’s atrociously written prose and bizarre sexual politics, but then, no one buys a Fifty Shades ticket for the dialogue.”

Justin Chang, Variety:

“If the problem with too many literary adaptations is a failure to capture the author’s voice, then that shortcoming turns out to be the single greatest virtue of Fifty Shades of Grey. … Director Sam Taylor-Johnson and screenwriter Kelly Marcel have brought out a welcome element of cheeky, knowing humor that gradually recedes as the action plunges into darker, kinkier territory.”

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Images courtesy of Universal Pictures

Additional Source for ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ reviews : cnn.com