Get your Geek on with these stylish, fresh and elegant Gadgets. Here’s our Geek Gadgets of the Week:
1. Dexter Blood Spatter Coasters
Dexter may be over, but show your love by putting these blood spatter coasters on display. Let visitors to your house know that spatters of any kind are unacceptable. You will not turn the other cheek, you will slice it! What civilized person puts a cup glistening with condensation on a bare wooden table? That’s why we have this set of blood-spattered Dexter coasters. (To put cups on, not to slice people with.) Can you imagine slicing someone open with a dull-edged coaster? That would take a great deal of effort. If you’re a fan of Dexter, serial murder, blood spatter, or just clean coffee tables, you should get your hands on this set of coasters. They’re made of clear glass with various blood spatter patterns printed on them. Rubberized feet underneath protect your table from scratches and keep things from sliding around. Of course, all bets are off if there’s blood spatter on the table because you already sliced the other cheek.
- Blood-spattered coasters from the Showtime TV show, Dexter
- Set of 6 clear glass coasters with big blood spatters on ’em
- Comes in a wooden treasure box engraved with the Dexter logo
- Rubberized feet protect your table, prevent sliding
- Officially licensed Dexter collectible
2. Tactical BBQ Apron
A seasoned outdoor chef attempts to prepare for all external variables. But it’s an impossible feat. The prep tray overflows with spatulas, BBQ forks, tongs, brushes, thermometers, spices, plates, and of course, beer. A chef’s space is an overcrowded one, to say the least, but every tool is essential to the mission. They were dark times; summer afternoons littered with burnt meats and overly charred vegetables. Standing at a grill fixated on cooking — on creating! — was an impossible task. You had to depend on the kindness of friends and family to run and retrieve things you had forgotten in the kitchen. A quick grab for the tongs could mean spilling your beer. The spice was flowing… on the ground when you dropped it. That was, until the Tactical Apron was born. Emblazoned with the title CHEF and equipped with a MOLLE system, you’ll feel like a Soldier of Beef! The Tactical Apron is not intended for use in combat against anything other than a grill or smoker. It will not prevent injury from shrapnel, bullets, Pokemon, or other projectiles.
- Real MOLLE system for holding everything a Grill Master needs
- 2 large pouches and 3 smaller pouches with front and back removable Velcro patch
- Perfect for storing condiments, grilling utensils, salt / pepper… and your phone
- Adjustable side strap for the perfect fit
- Materials: 100% Cotton
3. Can You Imagine Melting Clock
Can You Imagine having a clock that appears to be melting off the surface that you placed it on, only to find out that it’s an optical illusion? We did. Presenting the magical Melting Clock, a conversation piece that is both art and a precision timepiece. Place the Melting Clock where a clock has never been placed before – at the end of a bookshelf or the end of a desk or any place you can think of. Time is not rigid. Time is fluid and the Melting Clock visually represents the fluidity of time. Is it a clock or is it art? You be the judge.
- Chrome plated case
- Precision quartz movement
- A conversation piece and a work of art
4. Office Space Red Stapler
Have You Seen My Stapler? People sometimes form very strong bonds to inanimate objects. This is especially the case when you come into daily contact with, say, a red Swingline stapler. The ultimate utilitarian desktop accessory. Its vibrant red color stands out amongst the grays and beiges that consume office space. The sleek, smooth retro lines. The sheer weight. The precise, solid movement. The mechanics. The thick, dense sound as paper is conjoined… One thing is certain – you will never covet an office supply as much you will your red Swingline stapler. Oh, and by the way, if you’ve got a smug bastard in your office named Lumberg, don’t ever let him take away your red Swingline. It could be bad for the business… Durable metal construction with a retro style. 20 Sheet capacity. Jam resistant. Uses S.F. 4 Premium Staples (not included). 7 inches x 2.5 inches. TPS Reports not included.
- The ultimate utilitarian desktop accessory.
- The sheer weight.
- Durable metal construction with a retro style.
5. Horse Head Mask
We’ve seen the viral videos, this horse head is famous! We’ve discovered yet another universal truth – a person wearing a Horse Head Mask looks downright disturbing. But don’t take our word for it, wear this latex mask with realistic fur mane to your next social function and watch as people scramble to avoid you. Fits most adult heads. Bagged with illustrated tag.
- Awesome conversation piece
- Quality construction
- Be the life of the party
- Look for the Accoutrements tag on the mask to ensure it’s the real thing
6. Woofer Speakers
Pun intended, the “Woofer” is a co-axial speaker system consisting of two dogs. The custom engineered electronic filters make for great sound, and the aesthetics – well, you’ve definitely got two new best friends.
Size: 20″H x 11.5″W x 17″D (per speaker)
Price: $1,449 USD