Get your Geek on with these stylish, fresh and elegant Gadgets. Here’s our Geek Gadgets of the Week:
Hobbit: Gandalf the Grey Polystone Statue
Gandalf the Grey
Ah, Gandalf the Grey, timeless archetype of stoic wisdom, unbridled compassion, and overwhelming power. This magnificently-sculpted and hand-painted piece can grace your home or office to remind you of his characteristics worthy of emulation or Tolkien’s vast creativity and wisdom, also, obviously, characteristics worthy of emulation.
Sculpted and created by the same artists and craftspeople that worked on the movies, it took between 400 to 500 hours to bring this Gandalf the Grey Polystone Statue to life. Each individual statue is hand-painted and varies slightly, giving each piece a unique feel.
Product Specifications
- Cast in polystone, a mixture of resin and stone
- Hand-painted
- Display with or without removable hat
- 1/6th scale
- Weighs 13 pounds (about 6kg)
- Dimensions: 13.4″ high by 7.5″ wide by 11.4″ deep
8GB USB Flash Drive Bottle Opener
Download while you drink
We’re here to solve your problems. (Yep, thank us later.) This shiny silver USB flash drive has 8 GB of storage for all your important data AND it doubles as a bottle opener. Bring it to work, load it up with all your important files, and then bring it out to happy hour or back to your place for a few brewskis. It’s a brilliant invention and we’re honestly not sure why nobody thought of it sooner.
Product Specifications
- Shun the unitasker! This flash drive also opens bottles!
- USB 2.0, 8 GB of storage
- Stylish, portable, and useful in TWO ways
- Supports Windows 7/Vista/XP, Linux 2.5, MAC OS X or higher
- Dimensions: 75 x 18 x 9 mm (approx.)
- Weight: 40g
- Please drink & download responsibly
Sharknado Movie Poster
Sharknado Movie Poster
When natural disasters strike, society has a plan. But when one of the greatest predators known to mankind is swept up in a series of water spouts off the coast of Los Angeles, no amount of hiding in basements or boarding up windows will save us. It’s up to a bar owner, a pilot in the making, and a few beautiful ladies to save this coastal paradise from man’s worst enemy, the flung-at-high-velocity shark.
Sharknado, just one amongst the many B horror movies to spawn from the SyFy channel, made a huge splash throughout cult classic fans and has easily become one of the greatest films in its category. [Ed. note: which is… what? Films that combine aquatic animals and natural disasters?] Memorialize the terror, the plausibility, the beauty that is Sharknado with the official movie poster. Of course it would go beautifully on any bedroom wall, but it would go best framed and over your mantel to ensure that all who grace your home pay the Sharknado its due respect.
Product Specifications
- Features man’s worst enemy, the flung-at-high-velocity shark.
- High gloss poster print
- Dimensions: 24″ x 36″
Green Lantern Insignia Ring
Think of it like a class ring for a very special class of people.
In Brightest Day…
This is not — we repeat: NOT — a Power Ring. It is merely a ring that has Green Lantern’s iconography on it. Pros: it does not require recharging. That also means you don’t have to say the stupid oath. Cons: You will not be able to affect the fundamental forces of the universe while wearing it. Or if you can, it ain’t the ring’s fault. No force fields. No energy projectiles. No invisibility. We straight on that? Good.
Product Specifications
- Made from 316L surgical stainless steel with green enamel inlay.
- Not intended for use by children 12 and under.
