Top 20 Sexiest Dance Music Videos of All Time - GeekShizzle

It is no secret that the “dance” music scene is jam-packed with incredibly hot music videos. We set out to take on the challenge of finding the most jaw dropping videos out there! We already posted the Sexiest Videos of All Time with the focus on old-school and contemporary music videos, and we also picked our Sexiest Music Videos of 2013. This time round we turn up the heat with a very sexy selection of dance music videos to cheer up your day! Be careful now, extreme hotness is about to burn up your screen, some of these bad girls are NSFW! Please take note: we entered the selected clips in no particular order, the numbers are for easy tracking purposes. There are so many that could be the number one pick!

Top 20 Sexiest Dance Music Videos of All Time

Top 20 Sexiest Dance Music Videos of All Time

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1. Best Club House Music 2013

<<45 sec onward, wait for it!>>

Before you watch the music video for the Best Club House Music of 2013, it might be a good idea to check in with your physician first if you have any troubling heart issues. There are so many attractive girls in this music video it might be too much to handle, high blood pressure and extreme excitement is expected. Imagine a house party with twenty ridiculously hot woman dancing around in their underwear while drinking and having a good time just waiting for you to arrive!

 

2. Dan Balan- Chica Bomb

Moldovan dance musician Dan Bălan teamed up with American recording artist Katie DiCicco for a very sexy number that took the dance floors by storm in 2010. The sexy electro-house track features Katie DiCicco as she slips and slides in a sweaty skimpy outfit.

3. Fedde Le Grand – ‘Put Your Hands Up For Detroit’

The factory of hot “Stepford Wives” makes me wonder if this kind of technology exists, beside the fact that Wolowitz may have perfected the technology if he never married Bernadette. “Put Your Hands Up For Detroit” is still a hot number on the dance floors after 12 am in nightclubs, “nostalgia hour” always saves a spot for the Fedde Le Grand classic.

4. Alex Gaudino – Destination Calabria

Band geeks are dreaming of the day when women of this caliber join their group of misfits. If there was ever a reason to join a marching band, Alex Gaudino may have given us one to consider. Hopefully Gaudino’s marching band of hotness is still playing and hopefully looking for a drummer boy or a tambourinist?

 

5. Autoerotique – Asphyxiation

The girls vs. guys dodgeball tournament in the music video will never happen in real life because so many dudes will be left broken on the side of the court due to constant staring and lack of participation. Autoerotique’s music video for “Asphyxiation” will leave you impaired and unable to breathe normally!

 

6. Lifelike & Kris Menace – Discopolis

Less is more, especially if it’s an extremely hot girl in a thong taking a shower in slow-motion.

 

7. Benny Benassi & Public Enemy – Bring The Noise

This is the kind of party we should all be looking for! Benny Benassi & Public Enemy decided to release a music video for their wildly popular single “Bring The Noise”, featuring clips of the most attractive woman at a live gig they were playing. Benassi won a Grammy for Best Remixed Recording at the 50th Grammy Awards for his remix of Public Enemy’s Bring the Noise.

 

8. Alibi vs Rockefeller – Sexual Healing

No wonder most men have a nurse fetish! Alibi vs Rockefeller’s music video for “Sexual Healing” is enough to send any man to the hospital. Not to worry though, with these three nurses on duty I’m sure you will be on your feet in no time!

 

9. Michael Mind feat. Manfred Mann’s – Blinded By The Light

Michael Mind and Manfred Mann is trying to tell us to avoid being “Blinded By The Light”. You might miss out on the cleaning ladies applying the old spit shine on the office printer while dressed in high-heels and extremely short uniforms.

 

10. Corenell vs. Lisa Marie Experience – Keep on jumpin

How many times have you heard the argument that blondes are hotter that brunettes or vise versa? Corenell and Lisa Marie Experience are not lending any help to resolve this very difficult argument with “Keep on jumpin”. Imagine a soccer game pinning the hottest blondes against the hottest brunettes you have ever seen to decide this matter. We don’t really care who wins because we forget halfway through the video that a……what were they doing again…? Soccer! Yes, so hot!

 

11. Michael Gray – The Weekend

The hot girl on a copy machine will never be outplayed in our books. Corporate companies are far to stiff and serious for anyone to keep their wheels straight for an entire week. There is no better way to be reminded that the weekend is approaching with four attractive girls (that look like they work with Harvey Specter) taking their clothes off while dancing in unison.

 

12. M.V.P. – Roc Ya Body

The Island with fifty woman in bikinis playing instruments is the last place anyone should look for you if your boat capsized close to paradise heaven.

 

13. Alex Gaudino Feat. Shena – Watch Out

Woman playing soccer in skimpy outfits is the international definition of sexy! There are so many music videos featuring beautiful woman playing soccer these days, but hey, no one is complaining right? Alex Gaudino is well-known for his sexy music videos, we solute you kind sir.

 

14. Enur feat Natasja- Calabria

Oiled booties moving in unison has always been a winner in anyone’s books who appreciates synchronized dancing. Enur managed to piece together a music video that encapsulates the power of random sexiness. The lucky traveler in the music video is walking aimlessly while he goes past hot girls playing tennis, washing cars or just dancing in short outfits. Lets not forget the occasional inserts of oiled synchronized dancers!

 

15. Max Graham Vs. Yes – Owner of a Lonely Heart

Max Graham Vs. Yes  captured every man’s schoolboy fantasy in just over three minutes.  In the music video we can see two school boys skipping school to embark on a day they would never forget. The two boys devise a plan to audition models for a  music video, or so it seems. Dressed in bikinis while dancing and having fun in front of the cameras, the two chaps sit and judge the sexy ladies while patiently sitting through all the auditions.

 

16. Sasha Lopez & Andreea D feat Broono – All My People

Dance music videos are very easy to produce, especially if it involves the sun, beach and hot ladies. Throw in a naked girl playing an electric guitar and you are good to go!

 

17. Diplo feat. Lazerdisk Party Sex – Set It Off

Imagine the longest stripper pole you have ever seen filled with hot girls performing amazing moves. Diplo made this fantasy come true in his music video for “Set It Off”. Besides the obvious reasons for the music video making the sexy list, the pole dancing moves are definitely something to admire.

 

18. Eric Prydz – Call On Me

Eric Prydz’s “Call On Me” is the number one pick on most sexy video lists. The 2004 track features a stunning blonde delivering the best demonstration of a pelvic thrust I have ever seen. The eighties inspired aerobic workout video will force the most hardened gym junkie to ditch the weights and join an aerobics class. The video also features a group of very attractive woman wearing very little doing an aerobic work-out using some very suggestive exercises. Of course there is one male participant simply taking it all in, lucky bastard.

 

19. Benny Benassi – ‘Satisfaction’

Sexy music video  lists will not be complete without  Benny Benassi’s “Satisfaction” making an appearance. Attractive girls working with power-tools is so alluring and damn sexy! The “suggestive power-tools” are to blame I tell you, never-mind the bikinis and shorty shorts!

 

20. Robin Thicke – Blurred Lines ft. T.I., Pharrell

Robin Thicke’s took YouTube and Vevo by storm last year with his music video for his hit single, “Blurred Lines”. The music video reached millions of views in no time thanks to  three attractive models at the center of the attention with one standing out in particular. British-born American model Emily Ratajkowski’s career sky-rocketed after the launch of the video featuring the gorgeous girl and her two friends in nothing but a thong and sneakers. Needless to say, she stole the limelight and is now one of the most googled models on the internet. The featured YouTube link included on this post is not the version everyone is raving about. Due to the “nudity or sexual content” violation policy, YouTube flagged the provocative uncensored version.

She can be seen here in a GQ shoot where there are definitely no blurred lines.

>> Click here to view our Emily Ratajkowski GQ Gallery <<

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