We’ve taken it upon ourselves to find the most devastating ass kicking geeks to inspire us. The list is purely focusing on geeks that will blow your mind with their intellectual capacity, and their ability to give you a swift kick in the ass if the opportunity presents itself. This is our most conventional list of geeks with brains and brawn, we would enjoy your feedback and lists of Ass Kicking Geeks!

Top 8 Ass Kicking Geeks with Brains and Brawn

1. Tony Stark – Robert Downey Jr. – Iron Man

Tony Stark - Robert Downey Jr. - Iron Man

Tony Stark – Robert Downey Jr. – Iron Man

Tony Stark is the playboy billionaire that proves that being a geek has its advantages. He is an intelligent inventor that often boasts with his high-tech inventions which includes the awesome Iron Man suit, Artificial Intelligent butler J.A.R.V.I.S. and the Arc Reactor. The Iron Man suit is the ultimate fighting machine equipped to take out an entire army with the help of his trusted AI sidekick  J.A.R.V.I.S.

2. Peter Parker (a.k.a Spider-Man) – Andrew Garfield

Peter Parker (a.k.a Spider-Man) - Andrew Garfield

Peter Parker (a.k.a Spider-Man) – Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield’s depiction of Spider-Man seems closer to the Stan Lee/John Romita era of comic books produced with Peter Parker’s character losing the big glasses and social awkwardness. For lack of better words, director Marc Webb’s version of  Spider-Man’s character is more “geek-centric” than Sam Raimi’s “Spider-Man” with Tobey Maguire, which was closer to the nerdy introduction of Peter Parker in the early days of the comic. No matter how the modern-day character is perceived, putting on the Spidey mask, while swinging between buildings and saving the city must be a blast!

3. Neo – Keanu Reeves – The Matrix

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Neo – Keanu Reeves – The Matrix

Thomas A. Anderson a.k.a Neo is one of our favorite computer hacking geeks of all time. He is best known for selling contraband programming, under the famous alias Neo, which became his common-use name. I will never forget the scene when Neo noticed Seraph, Guardian of the Oracle, with the golden glow which contrasted the green Matrix code. Seraph simply apologised after bringing Neo to see the Oracle when he suddenly unleashed a fury of kicks and martial arts attacks. Luckily Neo was digitally uploaded with various fighting styles into his memory for ten straight hours to take on Seraph to prove his worth.

4. Sam – Jared Padalecki – Supernatural

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Sam – Jared Padalecki – Supernatural

The Winchester brothers Sam and Dean, are one of the most dynamic duo’s to grace the small screen. Sam is considered an “encyclopedia of weirdness” by older brother Dean. He is extremely proficient in reading and remembering spells written in foreign languages, general knowledge of social conventions, games and geek related tech. Dean is always calling him out as the Geek or Nerd, leaving Sam to do the research for their latest hunting expedition. Make no mistake, Sam is a 220 pound beefcake who has proven himself to be agile, physically strong and proficient with almost any weapon.

 

5. Lisbeth Salander – Rooney Mara – Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

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Lisbeth Salander – Rooney Mara – Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Everyone’s favorite tattooed girl has made our list without a flinch! Lisbeth Salander is a cunning and incredibly intelligent individual with a troubled past. She is a world-class hacker and super skilled investigator due to her exceptional photographic memory. An abusive father has created a violent streak in Lisbeth which makes her aggressive when provoked. She has a low tolerance towards abusive people and targets attacker’s weak points to disable them.

6. Hit-girl – Chloë Grace Moretz – Kick Ass

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Hit-girl – Chloë Grace Moretz – Kick Ass

Hit-girl is the ultimate weapons and self-defence geek which stems from her love for comics, Clint Eastwood and John Woo movies. She has proven herself as one of the best female ass kickers in the game, even teaching Kick Ass all there is to know about the art of opening a can of whoop-ass. The Purple outfit, blond hear, and clever quirks might have you fooled at first but prepare yourself for the beating of your life if you are not ready for the onslaught

7. Sherlock Holmes – Robert Downey Jr.

Sherlock Holmes - Robert Downey Jr.

Sherlock Holmes – Robert Downey Jr.

Sherlock Holmes would be the pioneer of the term “Geek” if it was invented back in the 1800’s. His skills of deduction and genius-level intelligence which covers a number of subjects makes him an underestimated opponent as he might be perceived as a book geek. Being a sophisticated member of society while his social order is something to be both upheld and defied makes him difficult to read as an individual. He is a master of martial arts and boxing while applying an ingenious method of fighting styles to assist his decision-making when engaged in a fight. He is also a gifted disguiser and capable with a number of weapons.

8. Indiana Jones – Harrison Ford

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Indiana Jones – Harrison Ford

Indiana Jones is the preferred lecturer on ancient civilizations and Marxist Archaeology. He is an expert in his field as a college professor of archaeology; and well equipped to go to all lengths to recover important artifacts. The geeky classroom professor is a risk taking adventurer with a thirst for knowledge and discovering ancient places and treasures they hold. Armed with his iconic bullwhip, fedora, and leather jacket, “Indy” will stop at nothing to take what he wants….unless he has to confront his fear of snakes!